Hu's saying

Hu's saying I. not a right occassion to say "see you tomorrow"
one day four years ago, hu's dad ching was speeding on the ny route 17 then soon got caught by a police officer. while the police officer checked all passengers in the van, 2-year-old hu sitting in the last raw waved his hand hardly to the police officer. and then friendly asked "hi ,how are you doing?" the guy replied cheerfully" i'm fine" (hu's friendness didn't help for not getting his dad away from any penalty). in around 2 min, the guy soon gave ching a ticket. hu didn't realize that was a bad luck for dad. as he saw the police officer was about to leaving ,he said "see you tomorrow".... from hearing that we all laughed and remembered it till now...

Hu's saying II. "i smell like a flower"
while hu turned to the second-year preschool life, he learned to many differences from genders.for example, he thought only girls applied lotions on their faces so he refused to do that....for pursuading him to do so, i had to be very creative to communicate with him in his "language". therefore a successful phrase was working for this purpose.
one day during the beginning nap time at school, teacher jane smelled something like someone's poo. so she walked around the the room and asked each kid in a low voice " did you poo" , each child replied very briefly --"no, i didn't." while jane approached hu, hu got an answer immediately" . he yelled " no, i didn't. i- smell- like ----a-- fl-ower"!!.....
as jane told me all about this event, i was very impressed by hu's talent to apply the phrase that i said to him while applying lotion on his face.....